Only you
Can make this world seem right
Only you
Can make the darkness bright
Only you
And you alone
Can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart with love
For only you
Baby, only you
Can make this change in me
For it's true
You are my destiny
Stop pushing it You're supposed to let it happen, not force it
- I'm not pushing it You are - I am not
You're doing it again You're pushing it Stop it
Mom! Larry's pushing it!
- Larry, don't push it! - I'm not it's moving itself
Wait I have to write this down
Grandma said everyone has a soul mate This way I'll know his name
The one I'm supposed to wait for The one that'll wait for me
But, Faith, what if this guy lived a billion years ago?
- What it he's a dead caveman? - Don't be stupid, Larry
Soul mates are our destiny They live when we live
What it he lives here in Pittsburgh and you just pass him on the street?
It couldn't happen I'd know Like when bees know how to make honey
And you'll know too 'cause you have one
We all do
Look
"Damon Bradley"
My other half?
My soul mate
She wants to know it she's going to marry Alex
I do not! He doesn't even have a brain
He's got pretty eyes That means your kids would have pretty eyes
He can get a brain later
What do you think, Faith?
The most important thing is true love isn't that right, Kate?
Look out below!
Larry, I hate you!
- Bill is gonna be so mad - I know
Next
So, what destiny do you wish from Madame Divina?
Just basic destiny stuff I guess
But I don't want to hear anything bad if that's okay
Something's coming to me
I'm getting a name
A name that is very important
David?
No
Damon
His name...
is Damon Bradley
Oh, my God
Your destiny is $200
The truth is...
you make your own destiny
Understand?
Don't wait for it to come to you
14 years later
"From the Latin root destinare...
meaning, to have destination...
to journey...
to take a trip where the events are totally predetermined"
Imagine that
The motion of like attracting like
The motion of a divine preordination
Okay Look One hand, two hands
Put them together...
and what do they make?
One
Right! So, Plato tells us we began in circles
When we strived to be like the gods we were punished by a thunderbolt...
that struck us and cut us right down dead center...
in half
We scattered to the ends of the earth...
searching and searching...
for our other half
Now, what Plato was saying...
is that if we just stop...
and go with the flow...
and follow our destiny...
it'll lead us back to each other
Okay, so following through on this...
read from your green book
Remember, one Wordsworth one Keats or one Shelley
Have a great holiday
Don't get up, Leslie I got everything
- Kate, did you want me to help you? - Oh, no You might strain yourself
- I would've helped - What is all this? What's going on?
Wine, candles What is it?
He proposed
Faith, that's great
Did he get down on his knees?
Well, no He turned down his beeper
He's a doctor He's practical He doesn't have to get on his knees
Did you guys set a date?
Well, no I don't think we should rush into anything
Let me see the ring
Where is it?
You don't have it on?
- I'm blind Oh, my goodness - It's so pretty
Where are my sunglasses? It's gorgeous
- I hate you - Oh, my God
I asked him to give me 24 hours to think about it
I'm never going to get divorced, so--
I'm telling you what I told him--
that I need time to reflect...
and that I'm going to say "yes"
I told my parents I'm engaged
Oh, well then it's official
- Dwayne What a catch He's a doctor - He's so intelligent, Faith
- He's a doctor What do you want? - Good sense of humor too
- He's got a mild sense of humor - He's a doctor it's a tradeoff
He can't have a sense of humor too He saves lives
He's a foot doctor
He saves feet Feet are important
Plus, he's tall Your kids will be tall
Yeah He's a sweetheart You don't have to sell me on him
He's as good as gold
What is it you're waiting for?
I'm not waiting
Hey, Faith, grab me a beer
Faith, don't wait You wait, you'll wind up with nothing
Oh, yeah Hi, Larry Yeah, she's here Hold on
- My brother for you - Uh-oh
Stop it Don't eat my crust, Les
You still there? I thought you'd be heading home by now
- I'm not I'm here - What are you doing there?
Hanging out with your sister and Leslie What is it? You miss me?
Yeah, my heart is breaking for you Did you forget what night it is?
The guys are coming over for poker
Oh I didn't know you wanted me to play
Very funny Get home, make some sandwiches and pick up some beer
This is my one night out The kids are at Gus's
- Give me a break - Kate, I still got lots of work to do!
Well, I've been in class all day
Class?
The guys are gonna be there without anything to eat!
I'm a woman, not a menu
All of a sudden you're Helen Reddy
Get home!
You're gonna embarrass me
Fend for yourself because I'm not coming home
I gotta go
What?
It's Ezio Pinza
Ezio who?
He was in South Pacific with Mary Martin
Why don't they write songs like this anymore?
I've gotta get going
No, no, no You gotta stay and watch this
When you feel her call you
Across a crowded room
Then fly to her side
Saw a psychiatrist on Donahue say that love songs are just a cruel hoax...
that feed people's fantasies
Romance on a daily basis? Nobody has that
Yeah, but, Katy somebody wrote those songs
They came out of somebody's experience
No, I think they came out of someone's imagination
Once you have found him
Never let him go
Once you have found her
Never
Let her
Go
Oh, my gosh
Wow
- Oh, look how it sparkles - She's a beauty
Must've cost a lot
Yeah, I researched a lot of diamonds and gemstones for this Learned a lot
It's amazing how many variations there are...
of pure carbon crystallized into octahedrons
But here's my real gemstone right here
Sweet
- I know you don't like that I'm sorry - That's okay is it all off?
- Yeah, I got it all - Great
You've got to show this to Aunt Gloria and Aunt Lil
They came all the way from Pottsville
- May I see it one more time? - Oh, Leslie!
Oh, my God! It's the perfect size!
Come on, sweetheart
I feel like crying
- I have a headache - Again?
Yes, but not one of those headaches
I have 50 bobby pins holding my hair together
What is this? It's down Put it up
It's not exploitation Everybody wants money, right?
That's what makes this country great, doll
- Don't call me doll, okay? - You used to love it
Well, you said it differently then
Faith?
- Faith - Oh Yes
I wore it my daughter wore it...
and I want you to have the same joy
And I must say I was thrilled when Dwayne said you would wear it
Dwayne?
- Where are you going? - She's got another of her headaches
It's a bobby-pin headache, Mom Talk to you later, Les
- We're going Can I have the keys? - I've got the keys Let's go
Well, good night, okay? Call me early
Faith, I gotta go
Call you tomorrow
- It would mean a lot to her - It means a lot to me too, Dwayne
- She's not a young woman anymore - She's already been married twice
Surely we can do this one little thing for her Will you think about it?
- The thing is, you didn't ask me - Oh, my God
Here comes your crazy uncle Pat He wants to take another picture
- Ask me next time - Let me fix your hair
- It's supposed to be like that - There Now you're perfect
One more Good one
- Sorry I'm late, Faith - Don't look!
Oh, dear Okay Guess what I'm tree
My mom and dad took the kids to the lake for Labor Day...
so I was running around getting that stutf together
- Dwayne's not coming over, is he? - No
He had emergency surgery
You can look
Wow!
Faith, that's a dress
I've decided it's romantic...
wearing the gown of the woman who bore your husband
I mean, my daughter will wear it too...
someday...
maybe... not
Wait a second Put the veil on
It'll be okay
- Sweet of her, wasn't it? - Yes
It I had this dress I'd give it to someone
- I look like a muffin - No, you look fine
Did it come with the soundtrack?
I think it's built in here somewhere
There's probably plenty of things
It's the thickness We'll fix it Don't worry
I'll pin it a little bit
We'll see what we can do
- Life's not like it is in the movies - No, it's not
Although from day one everyone conspires to tell you it is
Your mother, your father
Teachers, priests, everybody
Dreams come true The good guy wins People live happily ever after
All that crap
Then one day you wake up and realize that...
your life should be...
different
Katy, dreams aren't crap
Okay, what about unforgettable moments?
You can't tell me you don't have...
one memorable unforgettable moment...
because I know you've had thousands of them
We're having one right now I'm in my wedding dress
Those are the things to notice
Kate, what's wrong?
I don't know
Faith, I gotta talk to you about something
What?
Larry and I, we're just--
I'm sorry I have to answer
Dwayne's having his calls forwarded Don't move
- Dr Dwayne Johnson, please - He's not in at the moment
He's doing an emergency matrixectomy Can I take a message?
- Who's this? - Faith, his fiancee Who's this?
Hi I'm a high school buddy of Dwayne's Congratulations on your wedding
- Thanks - I'll be in Europe, so I'll miss it
- Aw, that's too bad - Be careful
What's your name?
I can hardly hear you Can you spell it?
Yeah D-A-M-O-N...
B-R-A-D-L-E-Y
- Hello? Are you okay? - What?
What's going on? Who is it?
- Damon Bradley? - Yeah?
- Where are you? - I'm at the airport Why?
- Where are you going? - To Venice Why?
I love Venice!
I gotta run now, but maybe someday we can all get together
He hung up He hung up
It's okay, honey If he calls you once, he'll call back
- Get me out of this - Hold on There's a million buttons
Whoa! Spin! Spin! Spin!
Jesus Where are you going?
To the airport Call a cab
- You can't just go to the airport! - I'll be downstairs
Change your dress!
Faith! It's a coincidence!
It is not a coincidence You don't understand it's fate
I just wanna get a look at him that's all
Come on, Faith! This is insane!
- Stop! - Be careful!
- Oh, God - Watch it
Good luck!
Sorry!
Excuse me, sisters
Flight 417?
The flight's closed Your boarding pass, please
I misplaced it
I'm sorry, but without a boarding pass we cannot let you on the plane
- It's here somewhere - Great
Until you find it we can't let you on the plane
Look, this is a real emergency
Please let me on for just one second I really need to see somebody onboard
l'm sorry We have very strict rules They are for your own satety
You could aftect my life
Just a moment, please
This is Eric over at TWA
We have a 237 on our hands here
Uh-huh
Yeah
Thanks
It'll be just a moment
The man I was supposed to marry is on that plane
I'm telling you it is a miracle
There is no such thing as a coincidence
Kate, if I don't get on that plane I am going to regret it
No, not today, but tomorrow and for the rest of my life
It's Labor Day weekend I don't have classes till Wednesday
Thank you!
Okay, my passport's in the top left drawer
Pack all my nice underwear anything non-wrinkly
Don't forget my blow dryer
Oh, Katy, you gotta hurry The plane leaves in an hour and 12 minutes
Faith! Faith!
- My God, you smashed that lady - Oh, I didn't hurt anyone
- Nice jacket - Hi
- I'm coming with you - Are you crazy?
Oh, yeah I'm crazy Sorry
You can't go alone
What it you make a mistake you'll always regret?
Do I need to remind you your wedding is in ten days?
Katy, look, I know you think this is irresponsible...
but think how much more irresponsible it would be...
to marry the wrong person
- I packed jeans and a dress - God, I wish I had a passport
Excuse me
I also packed that little red dress you never have the guts to wear
I got the blow dryer
Just get an adapter betore you plug it in it could blow up
Why are we doing this? It's insane
What it Dwayne and I aren't meant to be? It's not fair for me to waste his life
She's right What if he's really her soul mate?
He's not her soul mate She's never even met this man
She's waited her whole lite for somebody with a name she got off a board game...
when she was 11
You forgot about the fortune teller
Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry
- We only got five minutes - Oh, God
Bye, you guys Have a good time
- Oh, my God - It's your hoops
- Coming trom or going to the wedding? - Going Come on
Good-bye
So we're gonna fly to Italy and comb the streets looking for a total stranger
He's going to Venice, right? Small city
So I called six hotels and found out where he's staying
Let's go, girls You'll miss the happy day
We'll see him tomorrow and be back the next day?
Exactly He's registered at the Hotel Danieli
- I can't believe I'm doing this - We get all kinds here, don't we?
Unbelievable
Hotel Danieli?
So many planes I have motion sickness
- Oh, my God - A boat?
- It's gonna be great - No, it's not
- I don't feel well, Faith I'm tired - Give me your hand
I'm a very good triend Do you realize that?
"The most serene"
Where people come looking for something they can't find anyplace else
- Faith, this is a Lifestyles hotel - What?
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous We can't afford this
Cathy Lee Crosby stayed here
Kate
He could be anywhere
Come on
Reservations for Faith Corvatch, please
You could put the room on this
Could you please tell us what room Mr Bradley is in?
Yes
I can't stand it
I'm sorry Mr Bradley has already checked out
Excuse me?
He just arrived today
Mr Bradley left about half an hour ago
Would you preter an interior or--
You're saying he checked in then checked out? No
You must be mistaken He's supposed to be here now
I'm very sorry Perhaps you misunderstood
Please check again, sir
It you would check again, we'd really appreciate it Thank you Damon Bradley
With a "B"
Room 217
His key has been returned
I'm afraid your friend has departed
Did he leave any torwarding intormation?
Which way did he go?
I don't know We don't usually follow our guests
Excuse me, sir I don't think you understand
My friend has traveled a long way to find this gentleman
Anything you can do to help us we would appreciate Anything at all
What? I was just getting going
Oh, he ate breakfast Thank God, 'cause I'm starving
I think this is the room Cathy Lee Crosby stayed in
Garbage Good idea
Columbo always goes through the garbage
Butterfinger Butterfinger
- Map - Three Butterfingers
- Banana - Map? Is anything circled?
- Telephone message - Let me see
It's in Italian
We'll get somebody to read it Let's go
This is a phone number in Rome
You'd like me to call this number and what?
Ask for Damon Bradley
- Just ask, that's all - Okay
Thank you
And ask whoever answers if they know Mr Bradley
Okay
- Or where we might find him - Okay
I'd ask for him first then go on to the other things
Okay!
Oh, my God He's a priest?
It's a store in Rome
He said some woman he works with knows him
Her name's Anna
But she won't be in till tomorrow
- Let's go Rome - Rome?
Rome? Tomorrow?
Tomorrow is sciopero generale Everybody will be on strike
Good luck
Everybody's on strike? No planes, buses, trains?
Nobody shows up for work? What kind of country is this?
The point is, we've been on the wrong road for an hour
No, no, no The point is, we're looping
We looped back around to that freeway or turnpike or whatever they call it
- Which way do we loop? - Right
Left Right
Kate!
I told you a liter was less than a gallon
We would've had enough gas it you hadn't gotten us lost
Besides, a kilometer is less than a mile
Right Less than a mile
So we should have been able to cover more of them
This is great
I wonder what time it is in Pittsburgh
Sorry I got us lost
I'm sorry I'm so edgy
I'm afraid we're losing him
I didn't tell him I was going to the lake with the kids
I told him I was leaving him
Leaving him?
I think he's having an affair
- How do you know? Did he say something? - No
- Did you see him with her? - No
- How do you know? - I just know
Kate...
remember in junior high when I had that Halloween party...
and we all played Twister?
You started to tall...
and instead of taking the spot...
Larry reached out to catch you
He let you win He never let anybody win
That's when I knew he was head over heels
That was a long time ago
You know what I thought then?
I thought...
I hope someday I have somebody who loves me that much
I know he loves you
I know he would kill tigers for you
Okay, Mr Cronenworth Let's check out this big guy here
He looks pretty good
This is a very simple procedure Won't take but about five minutes
I'm just gonna make a plaster mold of your foot
Dwayne, I gotta talk to you
- Larry, I'm plastering a foot - It'll just take a second Excuse me
- Where's Faith? - At a teacher's conference
- Get out! - Did she mention Kate?
- She talks about Kate all the time - I think they're together
What?
Kate left me
I got home and there was a note saying "I'm leaving" That's it
- No explanation, no nothing - Jesus What happened?
She's been acting kinda weird lately I should've seen it coming
Babbling on and on about communication like I don't know how to communicate
Do you believe this woman? I'm sorry
Sorry, Mr Cronenworth
- What did you do? - Nothing
That's what I'm saying
- Have you been fooling around? - No Of course not
Where you get that crazy idea?
I've got to finish this foot mold I will call you tonight
You hear anything let me know
Good luck, sir
It's just my future brother-in-law
Sorry about that
This is going to be a very nice mold
Taxi!
- Get in - I got it Go, go
Not a monastery It's a store
No priests You know where that is?
- He knows where it is - I'm just asking to make sure
I don't know why we had to return the rental car I would've found it
We had to return the rental car because you had us lost
- What? - We're here already?
- I told you we were close - Some trip
Don't tip him
Oh, good
I'm looking for a woman named Anna
I am Anna
Hi I'm Faith You don't know how happy I am to meet you
You see, I'm looking for somebody and I was hoping someone here--
Well, you-- might know him
Damon Bradley
You know him?
Okay, slow down What's going on?
- What's she saying? - Something about a pig
May I be of assistance?
Yes!
We're looking for somebody named Damon Bradley
Yes Could you ask her it she knows where we could find him?
He thinks she's going to meet him at Galeassi Ristorante...
tonight at Piazza Santa Maria Trastevere
But she has a prior commitment
Yes!
Thank you That's all I needed to know
Thanks
You are looking tor a place to stay, no?
Yeah, as a matter of fact
Perhaps I can help I am Giovanni
- And you are? - Kate
I know a pensione Bellissima And it's very close
- Really - Kate
- Let's go - Faith
What?
I'm tired I'm hung over I haven't eaten or slept for two days
So back oft I want a room
- You were saying? - It's this beautiful pensione
I will take you there It's close
- Well, thank you - Yes
It's beautiful
It's like the Trevi fountain
Listen, Kate I must leave town for two days
I must go to my other shop in Milano It was unavoidable
But the day after tomorrow I return...
and I hope you'll still be here
Faith, whatever happens tonight you're gonna be okay
Why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in America?
Then you could spend your lite blaming your parents instead of yourself
Go on up there and ask the maitre d' if he's here I'll wait
There he is The maitre d' Go ask him Go on
I will I wanted to see if maybe he'd notice me first
What?
- I wanted to see it-- - Yeah, I heard you, Faith
You waited since you were a kid to meet this guy Don't play hard-to-get now
Could you go ask?
Me?
Oh, all right I'm going
I'm gonna go All right
Excuse me I'm sorry
- Okay - He's here
- Him? - Take it easy
He's right inside by the door
Right-hand side, back to us navy jacket
If you turn around now...
you can see part of his left elbow
Oh! I can see his sleeve!
Very exciting Progress This is good
I guess I should just go introduce myself, huh?
You've traveled 4,000 miles What's 15 more feet, right?
This is it!
Uh-oh
Sorry
Kate!
What happened? Are you okay?
Where's your shoe?
- I don't know - Okay, okay
Sit down
Everything's okay
- You can't say we didn't try, right? - Right
- Here's what I think - What?
We rent a truck or a car either one...
we set up a loudspeaker drive through the surrounding areas...
and page him
- Oh How nice - Yes
Oh Americans Allow me
Thank you
So, what do you think?
It's kinda sweet, huh?
I meant about my idea
Oh Well, I think it's time we got some professional help
- Like a detective - Like a psychiatrist
How's a psychiatrist going to tind him?
Oh, dear
Thank you...
very much
8-B?
Yes Exactly How'd you know?
Well, it's my lite
In the shoe biz, the foot is our naked canvas I could tell you some things
For instance, this is a Stephane Kelian knockoff made in Jersey
I know the family Good quality control
It's impetuous, fun, elegant
Not much for cross-training
I hope it brings you to whatever it was you were running after just now
Her destiny
Find your destiny Have you found it yet?
Excuse me I have to go buy a book and look up every hotel in Rome
Okay Excuse us I'm sorry
Is your friend okay?
I don't know
She's looking for the man of her dreams He's around here someplace
She's never met him, never seen him If you consider that all right
Well, it she's never met him how does she know he's perfect for her?
Oh, I don't know
- He's some kind of celebrity, right? - No, no
Is he a hero, a mentor?
No, she got his name oft a Ouija board when she was 11
Let's get to a phone
- Staying in Rome long? - Taxi!
I'd better come along I speak Italian I have a triend at the embassy
- I'm gonna help you out Okay? - This is a personal matter
- What's his name? I'll look into it - It's nice of you to offer, but--
Just tell me his name
Damon Bradley
I'm Damon Bradley
You're--
What?
Well, that's a first Uh, got a minute?
- What were you going to say? - No, what were you going to say?
I don't know I forget
- Are you too cold? - No I'm perfect
- Okay - It's perfect
- Are you? - What?
Too cool? No, I'm fine
Thank you
That was a blessing
She gave us a blessing An Italian Gypsy blessing
- Isn't it amazing how-- - Isn't it amazing how--
You're too pretty and I'm too nervous
What? Don't pinch me
I want to see-- You are here
Yes, I'm here I'm very real
What am I trying to think ot? There's this poem by Goethe
Yeah, Goethe
It's about two people who come from different places...
but they hear the same bird singing
"Perhaps the same bird echoed through both of us yesterday...
separate, in the evening"
That's it Exactly
Wow
Yeah it was Rilke
Rilke Oh
Well, same country Right?
How'd you know that?
I could tell you some things
Some enchanted evening
You may see a stranger
Across a crowded room
I love trees
I could do nothing for the rest of my lite, just grow trees
The ancients believed that gods dwelled in them Did you know that?
Maybe they're watching us now
- Do you know where you are? - No
You're at La Bocca Della Verita Ooh
"The Mouth of Truth"
Gregory Peck Roman Holiday
Legend has it--
That it you tell it a lie...
and you put your hand in there--
It will be bitten...
off
And then Audrey Hepburn says "Oh, what a horrible idea"
Gregory Peck says "Let's see you do it"
Yes
Let's see you do it
Let's do it together
I was born to kiss you
Oh, there's--
Oh, God, there's--
There's something I have to tell you
There's nothing you could tell me that would change how l feeI about you
I'm engaged
We're supposed to be married in nine days
Oh, whoa! Except possibly that
Wait What?
- You're what? - He's a friend of yours
- What? - It's Dwayne
- Dwayne? - That's how I knew you were here
It was me on the phone from the airport
- I thought I'd never find you - I understand I know
It's okay
I gotta-- I gotta call him
No, that's not such a good idea
- Don't call him - I gotta call him
- Trust me - I gotta call him
- I gotta - Are you sure?
I've never been more sure of anything in my life
Wait
Oh, okay
- Want some more champagne? - Mm-mm
- Can I use the phone? - No, not really
Look
- I have a confession to make too - Yeah?
Yeah
- You can tell me - Are you sure?
Yeah We tound each other, didn't we?
So this is our destiny So you can tell me anything
Okay
Um, it's just that--
- The thing is, I'm not exactly-- - Yeah?
Only in the most literal sense...
I'm not Damon Bradley
- What? - My name's not Damon Bradley
- I just told you it was - What is it?
It's Peter Wright
Obviously you're very upset That's natural That's okay
I'm sorry!
Everything else is true! I'm from Boston I'm single
I love trees Mea culpa I lied about one little thing!
Your identity is one little thing?
- Get out of my way! - You said you'd understand
That was before I knew what it was!
- Come on - Open
Let's calm down, okay? Let's put this in perspective
Jesus!
I can't believe you're gonna let a few lefters of the alphabet keep us apart
lt is a detail
- Call me Damon it'll be a nickname - How could you do this to me?
Because I'm in love with you!
What kind of excuse is that?
Sociopaths
They find out what you want them to be then they act that way
But how could he know?
He only just met me
Men have ways That's all I know
Here
You know what my theory is? Men should all get team jerseys
On the front they can write "liars"
On the back, their name Their reaI one
Yeah
Look at me
I married a liar
Why? 'Cause I married a man
Here Throw these in
So you're saying you think I should call him, huh?
- It's your husband, no? - Yes
But he was having an affair
I don't think you understand He was sleeping with another woman
He was having sex with another woman
Sex
She was your best friend, eh?
- She wasn't my best friend - Your sister?
No, of course not
His first wife?
No one like that Nof a friend, relative or anything
Just some woman I don't know
I've never met her or anything
Hey, Marry! Wait up!
- You're going on the south side - I got it
Don't get up on that roof till it stops raining
Should let up any minute now
Oh, damn The phone
Larry's Rooting
Kate?
Is that you?
Kate, where are you?
Kate, are you all right?
Jesus!
Yes Could I get the long-distance operator again?
Forget it
Coming
- I just wanted-- Is she here? - No
- Oh, we've gotta talk - I was just on my way out
We can work this out Is she okay?
She's tine She went to get our airIine tickets home
Is this a genetic thing? Men say anything just to get laid?
Not tair A: I didn't get laid
B: The reality is, some metaphysical wires got crossed somewhere
I don't have the right name but I am the guy
I was there I know it PIease, do not let her go
She's going, and she's going to marry the podiatrist
- Podiatrist? That's deep - How could you lie to her like that?
It was an emergency I literally had to
It was the only way to stop her It I didn't, I'd never see her again
- A lie's a lie - PIease! Please?
Will you sit down for one second?
Thank you
I am not supposed to be in Rome
I'm supposed to be in Boston leading a really boring lite...
working my can off for my boss so he can spend half the day in the gym
But I'm here
He was not supposed to get measles
Measles at 43 years of age
But he did so they sent me--
a guy who's never been anywhere except maybe Mazatian...
for spring break
And someone gave me an Italian phrase book the week before I left
I was not supposed to be in the piazza that night...
but I was
I went to see a movie but in my opinion...
Woody Allen is not funny when it's dubbed in Italian
So I left and I was just wandering
And then someone bumped into me
And then I saw her I looked into her eyes and--
Wow, something happened that's never happened to me before
- Something so familiar - Mania?
Whatever She fell in love with me too, by the way
I said, "PIease, God, give me a sign some way of making sure...
this woman does not get into that cab and disappear from my life forever
She's the one"
And He did 'cause she told me the name
It wasn't my name but it was a start
It that's not destiny...
then I don't know anything
That's really romantic
- Is it a lie? - Come on!
It is a name, for Christ's sake This whoIe thing is ludicrous
You know she's out of her mind chasing some guy around
This guy, by the way could happen to be...
the biggest loser on the face of the Earth
He could be a grump, a jerk a pervert, a cynic...
some guy whose mind is intested with dark thoughts, a criminal
He could be...
truly sick
ReaIistically what are the odds...
that he's some extra-super double-terrific guy?
- Ten billion to one - Exactly!
Do I have an ally?
I have returned
Faith's friend, Peter Giovanni Hi
I thought we could see Roma today but if you are busy--
No! Faith's friend Let's go
Good
And my husband Larry he's a rooter
Roofing contractor, actually
I mean, thank you
Before that when he was younger, he painted
Not houses but pictures
Yeah But...
You can't raise a family on paintings
I guess you have to go back to work now, huh?
Oh, no it's siesta
Oh
You see, at home only the kids take naps in the afternoon
Adults go straight through
Me, I don't even lie down at all...
during the day
Yes in America you care for work
You live to work You stop for nothing
But in ltaly...
we care for tood for pleasure...
for love
- Biscuit? - Yes
It's crunchy
Mm, thank you
I was able to get us out on the first flight tomorrow morning
8:00 am
8:00 am?
- So soon? - The sooner the better
You were right about this whole thing from the beginning
Stupid Chasing a name
- I had to try - What about Peter?
- Peter? - Yeah
- Peter was a mistake - I don't know
Thought he was kinda fun, huh?
He was eccentric at best...
and not in a good way
- You mean, like your way? - Yeah
No Very funny
What?
You're crazy about him
I am not
You are too
I hate him
That's a strong response for someone you said you didn't even like
I hated what he did
Good, 'cause that's what I told him when he dropped off the flowers
You told him that I hated him?
Can't stand him, huh?
Hey, Katarina La bella Italia, she's waiting
- Let's go - I'll be right down
You better start packing Our cab's coming at the crack of dawn
He promised to take me on a tour of the fountains
But I'll stay
I'm not gonna go If you want me to stay, I'll stay
He knows I'm married I'll be back before dawn
The 16th century exalted the human figure
It was their way of gloritying the human spirit
But it's an ancient preoccupation
You see, the female body...
has always been the essence...
the mystery of human lite
So someday I'll visit you in Pittsburgh...
and you'll show me all her beauties, hmm?
Oh, Marcello
I'll need a taxi tomorrow morning at 6:30 to go to the airport
- Okay Thank you - Ah, Signorina faith
- Yes? - Peter Wright left messages for you
- He calls all the time - No phone calls for me
Thank you ow!
You stubbed your toe
I know I stubbed my toe
Well?
- Go away - Don't you think that's a sign?
- Oh! A sign - It's obvious
He's a foot doctor, pain is your body's way to tell you something's wrong
Your toe's trying to tell you not to marry Dwayne
My toe is telling me I've been hurt by a shoe salesman
- What about last night? - What about, you're a liar?
- What about "I was born to kiss you"? - What about--
Don't you have to work? Maybe you're not a shoe salesman
The truth is, you came here looking for something and you found it
It's right in back of you You're trightened
That's understandable I couldn't even sleep last night
Peter, stop
Last night was an illusion
You weren't who you said you were so I wasn't who I thought I was...
so neither of us were there
It wasn't real It didn't happen
I don't know you
Get to know me
- We're not supposed to be - Yes, we are
Don't throw your lite away on someone you don't love
Who says I don't love him?
Uh, all right
Go home and marry your podiatrist
I hope you'll be very happy together
Oh, I'm sorry
Oh, okay all right
Faith!
Wait, wait!
You can't go
- Why can't I go? - Because I found him
Stop the car
Whoa! I'm okay
I couldn't sleep last night For some reason, I was a wreck
So what did I do? I went to that restaurant, La Galeassi
You want me to take that for you? I had a chocolate gelato
I talked to the waiter asked him a couple of questions
Turns out-- I'll get it-- He knew the name of Damon's hotel
- You're kidding - No, it's right
I call the hotel They say, "No, he left yesterday"
But apparently he comes here every year and always follows the same route
He always goes from Rome down the coast...
to La Sirenuse Hotel in Positano
- Where's Positano? - Three hours south
- Did I do the right thing? - Great! We can call Giovanni
- What? It's perfect - He can drive us
- We can all go down together - It's really perfect
I did the right thing She won't say it
You did
You know what I think? Anything can happen here
Kate, look down there Magnifico
Oh, God
Oh is it over?
Where's the guy with the checkered flag?
Okay, faith Hold on
Oh, my God Faith, Joan Collins stayed here
Well, right now he's by the pool
He says he wears a gold medallion
- Want to check out the pool? - Mm-hmm
Let's go This way
Oh, look at this isn't this beautiful?
I hate men that wear jewelry
That's Damon Bradley?
Aren't you going to introduce yourself?
Of course
- Do you want me to do it? - No
Good luck
You're in my sun
Oh, I'm sorry
- I thought I-- - Damon!
I'll see you tomorrow Ciao
Ciao, Amanda
- Damon? - Uh-huh
- Damon Bradley? - That's me
Beautiful place
You know, it sure is
Yeah
Been here long?
Since yesterday
I just got here too
Nof yesterday Just now Just today
With my sister-in-law my brother's wife
Wife Yes
- I'm sure I'll see you around - Oh, I hope so
You know...
I was wondering
Do you have dinner plans?
Nof exactly
Would you be willing to have dinner with me?
Sure
Really?
Where?
There's a restaurant at the bottom of the steps
It's called Il Covo del Sara-something
It's great 8:30?
- Sounds good? - Covo del Something
I'll see you at 8:30 at the bottom--
- Watch your step You okay? - I'm sorry it's okay
- I'll see you there - What's your name?
Oh, faith
My name is faith
Smooth
Very smooth
Corvatch C-O-R-V-A-T-C-H
That's right Yeah
My wife used her card yesterday and I can't remember the amount
No, I can't wait for the statement That's why I'm calling you
All right Hey, Pete! Tell Roy to send up more shingles
Hey, Roy! He wants some more shingles!
Four hundred dollars from the La Sirenuse Hotel in Positano?
Where is Positano in Mexico?
Italy? My wife's in Italy?
What the hell's she doing in Italy? She's only been gone 48 hours
Huh? I'm sorry, ma'am Have a nice day then
My wite's in Italy
What the hell's she doing in Italy?
Who's in Italy?
Fellas, I gotta get out of here
You finish up this job here
Don't have too many beers at lunch
- Yeah, okay - Make sure you quit by 4:00
Whoa! All right I'm fine
Have you seen this sunset out here?
Larry would love these rooftops you know?
Did you see his eyes?
They were beautiful Brown, with little flecks of green
Wasn't he nice? He's really nice
How old do you think Giovanni is? No more than 40?
Come in!
The stars will be jealous of you tonight
You are a vision
Thanks You certainly know how to talk
By the way, I invite you all on your last evening in Italy
A friend of mine has a yacht You can see it from the balcony
I told him I would bring all my American friends tonight
So you must all come, hmm?
Yeah, we'd love that Faith, you in?
Okay Ciao Have tun
I'm sorry
In another lite or parallel universe we would have loved that Better?
- I have to get ready - Okay Sorry
Wait, wait Sorry
- Here - What is it?
You'll see
- Shoes! - Yeah
They're bone, a good color for a date with destiny
It should be-- Don't worry about those European sizes
It's pertect It should fit like a glove
- They do - Yeah?
Good
Could you hand me my dress? It's over on the window--
And my earrings? Those little moon ones?
Yeah
And could you get me my little ankle--
Thanks
Oh, you got the pictures back from the place
This one of us is great Did you see that picture that--
Oh, God
Oh, you look great
Thank you
I just-- I want to thank you for making all of this possible
Sure It's the least I could do
I just hope you find what you're looking for
Stop
Oh, Peter, stop
No matter what happens tonight I love you
- I have to go - Yeah
- It's pumpkin time - Mm-hmm
Oh!
Wow You look just like a goddess
You really do I mean, it's-- Whoa
A lot of steps
- Want some wine? - Yes
Do you have a good house red?
Cool
Now, I know you're gonna think this sounds crazy...
but I noticed you at the pool even before we spoke
I could sense a chemistry between us
- Really? - Truly
So...
you're probably wondering why I asked you to dinner
No, not really It happens all the time
Right
What looks good?
I think I'm gonna have the scampi
Oh, you like shrimp? I like shrimp
Get out of town Come on
Put her there
Do you believe in destiny?
It is written...
on the stars
My son Kyle is in the third grade He's really the smart one
My other son is very...
physical, I guess would be the term
You think I'm just one of those men...
who tries to seduce every woman he meets
Oh, I know that's what you are
Does it matter?
I've told you all about me
- I want to hear about you - All right
What kind of books do you like? What music do you listen to?
- I like action films - Uh-huh
I like Van Damme movies
I love martial art films
Really? You don't like opera?
I'm surprised to hear that
- Giovanni, I'm sorry - What?
You're very kind and gentle and I'll never forget you...
but I can't do this
I'm married
- That makes me uncomfortable - I'm sorry
- How 'bout that? - Come on Stop it
- Is this what you want? - I said stop!
- Okay - Stop it
- I'll kill you! - Uh-oh
- You crossed the line, you jerk! - You crossed the line
- You blew it from the get-go! - I did you a favor
I said to turn her off not molest her!
I was improvising Ow!
Are you not Damon Bradley?
No, I am not Damon Bradley
Look, I'm real-- Damn it!
I'm really sorry You're very sweet
- I'm sorry it went this tar - Shut up, Harry! You've done enough!
- You shut up - So you're probably really upset
- Just be a little bit rational - Rational!
Hit him!
- Let it out - Stop it!
Okay, what's with the bald guy, huh?
- Faith, I can explain! - Great
Okay, slow down
Oh, God
Oh, dear Oh, my
Faith, I was afraid of losing you!
Let's go
You are so ungratetul Do you know what kind of planning this took?
This was a major production I did it all for us!
Thank you very much I hope you're very happy!
I don't believe in anything anymore!
I don't believe in the moon or stars or the sun or destiny...
or magic or men!
Why won't you accept the fact that I'll do anything to keep us together?
You've outdone yourself!
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're nuts about me! We're made for each other!
Haven't they ever heard of escalators?
You didn't mean what you said about not believing in the stars and the moon?
- You? - I--
I can't
I can't now
I'm sorry for dragging you here
No, don't say you're sorry...
'cause this has been the best weekend of my entire lite
I guess sometimes life just doesn't turn out the way we imagined it
Look at the stars
They come out every night
To almost love a woman and then lose her
Enjoy the pain
It's like losing at roulette There's that sweet sting
Oh, Jesus, Harry
There's only one woman...
and she's gone
Are you all right?
- Yes - Can I get you something?
No, thank you
I just would like you to send this very quickly
Yes
I'm calling off my wedding
Sorry
I'll send it immediately
Thanks
Just go
I'm sorry
I wanna--
Come on Let's go
Larry? What are you doin' here?
What am I doin' here? What the hell are you doin' here?
You came all the way here just to ask me that?
No, I--
I came all the way here to tell you...
I love you and I...
miss you
I've been miserable without you, Katy
Oh, Larry, I've missed you too
You're gonna be okay?
I'm gonna be okay I want you guys to have a great time
- Did you call Mom? - Yeah
- Did you call Dwayne? - Yeah
What'd they say? What?
Everybody is worried about you you understand?
- I'm all right Thanks - You got everything?
Listen, what time is your flight?
- You got your passport? - Yeah
Your ticket?
I'm Damon Bradley
You're Damon Bradley?
I mean, off the Ouija board when we were kids
I made the whole thing up I was pushing the arrow
- I wanted to get to the next question - You made the whole thing up?
- Damon Bradley never existed? - He was a kid in little league
- He was a real jerk - What about the fortune teller?
- That tat gypsy woman? - Don't say that
I slipped her two bucks The whole thing was a joke
Larry, this is bad You have to tell faith
I am not going to tell faith She'll never speak to me again
- She called off her whole wedding - Because she's in love
Why would she call off her wedding it she was in love?
Because it's not Dwayne
What do you mean? Then who is she in love with?
- Spanish? - How'd you know that?
lt's very nice suede How much you pay for them?
8750, American
- Wow Could've done better - Better?
I'll give you a card
Passengers on TWA flight to New York...
prepare to board at gate number ten
Alitalia nonstop flight to Boston...
is now boarding at gate number 40
Mr. Damon Bradley, please come to the information desk
I'll be in touch
Excuse me
- I'm Damon Bradley - Oh, yes
- You have a message for me? - Yes, I have a message
Mademoiselle Plantard will meet you directly at your hotel in Geneva
Ah, thank you very much
Shall we?
I'm Peter This is faith
We're a bit strange She's been looking for you her whole lite
Basically
As a matter of fact she thinks she wants to marry you
Yeah Are you married?
- No - Oh, good Whew
- Do you have a good job? - Of course
- Who are you? - I'm sorry Peter, faith
We're just friends He's available
This is good
She thinks that you two are meant to be
- Oh, really? - Yeah
The only problem is me because I'm in love with her
I love her more than she'll ever know
But--
You're a lucky man You've got the right name
Good-bye, faith
I hope you work it out
Hope we work what out?
What's going on?
He loves me
I can see that
The question is: Do you love him?
What?
I said, the question is: Do you love him?
What?
Do you love him?
- Last call for boarding - I do
I do
Good
I have a plane to Geneva to catch...
and you have a plane to catch
Is this the flight to Boston? I have to get on that flight
- The flight is closed - Excuse me?
You don't understand The man I love is on that plane
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure!
Please, can you help me? You understand
Don't you?
Do you got a ticket? This is to New York
Okay
Oh, my God!
Thank you!
Good luck!